(Belated) Movie Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

In one phrase: Just don’t watch it. Need more? Story lacks. Michaelangelo is a creeper. Weird turtle noses. Splinter is creepy. Self Taught ninja masters. Megan Fox is Megan Fox. Lego Batman. Robot Shredder. Pizza Hut for New Yorkers. Just don’t do it.