(Belated) Movie Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

In one phrase: Just don’t watch it. Need more? Story lacks. Michaelangelo is a creeper. Weird turtle noses. Splinter is creepy. Self Taught ninja masters. Megan Fox is Megan Fox. Lego Batman. Robot Shredder. Pizza Hut for New Yorkers. Just don’t do it.

Movie Review: Guardians of the Galaxy (Ooga Chaka)

The ultimate sign that this was a good movie was when my wife said, “I’d see it in the theater again.” I thought she would enjoy seeing the movie, but not to that extent. It’s a balanced film with amazing effects and world building, as well as character development. The story brings the characters together […]